After work, Audra and I decided to stop by the pub for a few pints. I asked the bartender for a light beer and was served Shock Top. It was served with a slice of orange and was surprisingly good ... and Budweiser to boot.
One pint in we were interrupted by a very intoxicated 70 year old woman who was drinking by herself. She decided to let us both in on a few beauty secrets ... for Audra, she would like her to try using a medium brown pencil on her eyebrows, rose blush and nude lipstick that would really bring out her eyes. She went on about how much she loved her hair and was pleased with how Audra styled it this evening - such a beautiful girl, she said.
Then it was my turn.
She made note of my beautiful eyes and how it was rare to see eyes that actually have a sparkle in them - she said it meant something but I forget what that was. Apparently I also have a nice nose and smile but my hair was all wrong. She went on and on an on about how it needed help, that with my features it was such a shame they were wasted on such a poor haircut. Not kidding, a shame.
I have never laughed so hard in my life. Night over, going home to search for hair salons.
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